I want to grow a garden.
I have never grown anything edible in my life.
I need your help.
Here’s the deal. I am looking for volunteers to help me grow some vegetables and maybe some fruit. I don’t have great land next to my house, and I’m not sure it gets enough sun. The soil might be complete crap. But I want to grow something. Anything. I’ve got 4 workers who happen to be my children, and they can help with the weeding and watering duties.
I need your help because I’m a complete ignoramus when it comes to growing things. I don’t know how to fertilize or till or plant. I don’t know what should be started as seeds in the house versus in the ground. I don’t know what items require lots of sun and what can tolerate shade. I’m clueless about watering. And I won’t even begin to pretend that I have any idea about organic methods. Be serious, people.
We can come up with a weekend day that we can commit to the Varmint Garden. So, anyone willing to help me out???