Best Food Website Ever! (Er, Best Aggregator of Food News!)

I really don’t know how I’ve not discovered this website before: Coldmud. This website has all the stupid stories of food phobias, bad actors, and idiotic policies. They have everything, including a link to a video of how to open a beer bottle with a chainsaw (talk about useful information!). I am incredibly humbled by this site’s thoroughness.

But who has time to sort through all of this wonderful information everyday? I promise you, the faithful readers of VarmintBites, that I will post only the best of the best from Coldmud. Today, I present to you the sad and tragic tale of Mariah, a girl who has not just a dislike of pickles, but a complete, incapacitating phobia. I’m talking ax murderer afraid. Now why she hasn’t received any major psychoanalysis about this fear beats the hell out of me, but the girl needs help. Of course, this could be one big act, but she’s pretty damn convincing. Witness for yourselves, as this is really, truly sad:


4 Responses to Best Food Website Ever! (Er, Best Aggregator of Food News!)

  1. Joe says:

    Looks like it’s an aggregator: it’s just putting together posts from other locations. It’s hard for me to get excited about an aggregator for some reason. OTOH, I don’t know how long I could have stood going without knowing about a possible system of denomination for Neapolitan pizza. 🙂

  2. Varmint says:

    OK, I’ll rename the title of this post, but it’s still a great site! 😉 I love the fact that I can change anything I want on this site whenever I want.

  3. Wow, Maury Povich is MEAN. I’ve seen women who were assaulted that were less terrified. This clip would be hysterical if she weren’t so obviously in distress.

  4. Yaz Okulu says:

    does anyone knows if there is any other information about this subject in other languages?

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